It's an obvious one, but most be noted as I'm sure it makes us all cringe every time we hear it...

"lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains"

anonymous coward | 28/07/2005 00.36

Is thia all it takes to make a quick million?...well then try this one on for size, "Its a good thing my butt has a crack in it so you don't confuse it with a half ball".